Archive for August, 2008

Alan Carpenter is trying to kill me

August 27, 2008

I haven’t had a moment to breathe, to eat, to sleep. I certainly haven’t had the chance to blog.

Since our panicky pusillanimous Premier sauntered on down to the Governor’s residence and put an end to the current Parliament of Western Australia, life has been non-existent beyond the realms of my unpleasant little box of an office.

Now let me be clear; I don’t want to see a Liberal victory. Good lord no. But Carpenter deserves to have the fright of his life. He deserves to have a slew of sleepless nights in the aftermath of the closest election result in WA history.

Yet on current form, there’s a disturbingly large chance that Carpenter’s hubris will be rewarded with unemployment. I have a vague understanding of political strategy, but this move is surely not the result of any high-minded thinking – rather it is one born of abject contempt for the electoral process, the other parties involved, and the electors themselves.

So little does Carpenter think of the electorate that he tries to sneak in an election while nobody is looking, so nobody will bother.

But in the process he’s somehow made a disorganised rabble of snedgers and sledgers seem like a viable option to a disconcertingly large amount of people.

Fortunately, there are also a good number of people for whom the idea of a Liberal government is totally unpalatable, and so in their droves they are turning to minor parties.

Which is where Alan Carpenter’s attempt on my life comes in. Working for an under-resourced minor party in this election has proved to be the most exhausting task I’ve ever undertaken.

A 41 hour workday. Two all-night stints in five days. A never-ending stream of tasks that fall to me as an “experienced” campaigner. It’s starting to get a bit much and my fragile, arthritic body is starting to pay the price.

The resolve that I, the candidates I’m working for and the teams I’m working with have to ensure an alternative voice is heard in the maelstrom of Carpenter’s creation has been met by the crushing reality of our limitations.

We are few. We are stretched “waffer-thin” (particularly when compared to the Creosote Carpenter Campaign – yes CCC). We are tired, and we’re making mistakes. Too many mistakes.

In my case, I’m also being thoroughly unpleasant to work with, and be around. My colleagues are bearing the brunt of my frustration, my loved ones are feeling the force of my fatigue. Nevertheless, we’ve achieved an amazing amount, in an incredibly short time.

And we’re getting to them. A raft of policy announcements in recent days suggests what we’ve long suspected – that this cruise-control, uninspiring, beige quasi-government will no longer be accepted by people looking for progressive change, and they know it. So they desperately trot out the same promises they gave us last time, in the hope that we’ll reward their dishonesty with our vote.

In the age of climate change, peak oil and economic boom, unprecedented numbers of Western Australians are going to shout from the rooftops to Alan Carpenter and his hand-picked puppets that they haven’t done enough. It’s not OK to open more coal-fired power stations. It’s not OK to have thousands of people unable to afford a roof over their heads. It’s not OK to have social services workers lining up to be their own clients.

Don’t vote Liberal – you know it will just be worse. Yet somehow, it’s more honourable. They don’t even really pretend to give a shit. I’m going to preference the ALP. But they sure as hell won’t be my first choice.

5 Days Notice

August 4, 2008

The Beijing Olympics are a farce. Awarding China the Olympics runs contrary to the spirit of the International Olympic Committee’s charter.

So plain, so obvious is this outrage, that I find myself in agreement with a lot of the arguements presented on the issue by both Paul Murray and Andrew Bolt.

Thanks to China and their abominable human rights record, my disgust and contempt for both Murray and Bolt has reduced ever so slightly. This I find quite disturbing. It is such a regular, routine part of my life: I pick up the worst newspaper in the country, turn to Murray, and feel sick. He’s a Perth bulimic’s best friend.

But I digress. Not only has the Chinese government reneged on their promise to open up teh Interwebs for international journalists, but they’ve now issued a decree stating that:

People who want to protest during the Olympic Games should seek permission five days ahead of their actions, according to the Chinese Government.

Three parks have been set aside in Beijing as designated “protest” venues during the Olympics.

But these sites can only be used for officially sanctioned demonstrations.

Olympic Security Chief Liu Shaowu made the announcement as part of an official statement online, outlining guidelines for protests during the Games.

Would-be demonstrators must take their application to the police personally and foreigners must apply in Chinese.

Mr Liu said that protests “must not harm national, social and collective interests” or they would not be allowed.

From the ABC

Which means, “say what we want you to say, where we want you to say it, at a time that’s convenient for us.” These people are clearly the only people on the planet inspired by Morris Iemma.

The Olympics and politics are inseparable. You can’t ask for the world to come over for dinner, and then try to hide your dirty laundry after they arrive. The IOC cannot mandate to “place sport at the service of the harmonious development of man” and then tell everyone to sit down and shut up when they’re all looking. The Olympics, or more specifically some people using the forum of the Olympics, have a proud history of shining the light of the world’s compassion into the darkest recesses of our atrocities. Anytime there is an audience, people will want to make a statement about the issues important to them.

Does anyone remember when Peter Garrett did more than ban plastic bags and Savannah cats? When, with billions of people watching, Midnight Oil placed our greatest national disgrace at the centre of the planet’s attention?

It’s never going to happen in Beijing.