Square Root Day

March 3, 2009 by the-paris-site

Yes, it’s true – today is Square Root Day.

Dust off the slide rules and recharge the calculators. Square Root Day is upon us.

The math-buffs’ holiday, which only occurs nine times each century, falls on Tuesday — 3/3/09 (for the mathematically challenged, three is the square root of nine).

“These days are like calendar comets, you wait and wait and wait for them, then they brighten up your day — and poof — they’re gone,” said Ron Gordon, a Redwood City teacher who started a contest meant to get people excited about the event.

The winner gets, of course, $339 for having the biggest Square Root Day event.

Gordon’s daughter even set up a Facebook page — one of a half-dozen or so dedicated to the holiday — and hundreds of people had signed up with plans to celebrate in some way.

Celebrations are as varied: Some cut root vegetables into squares, others make food in the shape of a square root symbol.

The last such day was five years ago, Feb. 2, 2004, which coincided with Groundhog Day. The next is seven years away, on April 4, 2016.

From SFGate

I have an alternative, very Australian suggestion. To an Australian, a root is… well, not a vegetable. And I am old enough to remember what a square is. I’m not quite old enough to remember that it’s hip to be square, but I hear it’s true again.

A square was a geek, back when you didn’t realise how much better geeks made your lives. So, what better way to celebrate square root day than to root a square. Everyone has a favourite geek – that guy that always knows where to buy a good computer despite your willingness to waste several hundred dollars at a department store, or that girl who never runs out of patience at your insistence to demonstrate your ineptitude with software, and fixes things up for you.

Square root day – make sweet passionate love to a geek.

But hurry up would you, the day’s almost gone, and there won’t be another until 2016.

No, really. Hurry. Geeks have less sex than everyone else. They need you. And you need us them us.

Twitter Fist

February 28, 2009 by the-paris-site

This is what happens when a Twitter user (@stilgherrian) throws down the gauntlet to a few bored geeks on a Saturday afternoon…

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And then, in no time at all…

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You can grab the full-size image here, my WordPress automatically trims it.

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Hoorays! Number 1 at Twitscoop and at Twitter search! The system works people. But fisting works people hard.

The trend looked like this:

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Which meant stilgherrian (read his blog here) made a little Twitter history.

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Here’s the weirdest/coolest thing – the oldest entry (over a month ago – Jan 23!) when you search Twitter for #fisting…

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Is @bluecardigan a psychic?

What are you optimistic about?

February 26, 2009 by the-paris-site

I have just finished reading the book of the same title, the third of what has become an annual www.edge.org publication.

Every year, the edge group asks a collection of the world’s leading scientists and thinkers a question and the essays written in response are collated and published.

The first in the series was “What do you believe but cannot prove?” The subsequent question was “What is your dangerous idea?”

Responses this year included a gleeful gaggle of geeks getting a hadron about the collider – and the return to experimental physics it heralds. There were also sociologists, web developers, psychiatrists, inventors, archaeologists…  It’s an absorbing and fascinating read. The essays are at most a few pages in length. Several are only a couple of paragraphs. Despite the sometimes technical subject matter, they’re all easily digestible – perfect for those times when your own digestive system is doing its dirty work.

This is my attempt to answer the edge question;

An overwhelming majority of people will have a global scope of concern within a generation.

Our earliest evolutionary ancestors were biologically programmed to care only for themselves. As these primates began to live in a more recognisable family, the scope of concern of each individual began to expand. The wellbeing of each member of the family was directly affected by the wellbeing of every other family member.

When early humans built the first communities, the benefits of living in a larger group necessitated that due consideration was given to the wellbeing of other individuals quite removed from the immediate family. These communities eventually gave rise to sub-sections of the community, and sub-cultures within them.

As human societies became more complex, an individual’s scope of concern could include people of the same religion, race, gender or other (now seemingly arbitrary) distinction.

Wars have been fought over nations – and later, groups of nations – ostensibly acting to preserve the well-being of the people within their scope of concern. If an individual understands that their own wellbeing is intrinsically tied to that of another, they will act. Whether it’s born from a primal sense of self preservation, or an enlightened benevolence, an individual will respond to the needs of another if they identify with them.

Television allowed unprecedented access to imagery from afar – confronting people in their living rooms with tragedy half a world away, increasing their scope of concern. Yet some detachment, some failure to empathise completely, remained. That sense of mutual benefit – the understanding that making this person’s life better will make my life better too – was not yet evident for many. But our parents still cared more about more people than their parents did.

The first decade of the 21st century has seen humanity exchange information on a global scale, with startling immediacy and clarity. Communications technologies have allowed victims of oppression in Tibet to relay first-hand the shocking detail of their ordeals, at an intimate and personal level. The days of a nameless, ignorable emaciated child having her pleas for help ignored are rapidly coming to an end.

The personalising of an individual in circumstances vastly different from our own is capturing our attention, increasing our understanding and unstoppably expanding our scope of concern.

And when the current generation of web-savvy, interactivity-craving young people ascend to positions of influence within our society, observing alone will not satisfy them. They will seek to be an active part of the solution, having instantly and instinctively understood the benefit to themselves in doing so.

The enlightenment that comes with information will compel that generation to act. This understanding will lead them to rectify the failings of their predecessors, and will bring to an end the days of less fortunate people being left behind.

I am optimistic that within my lifetime there won’t be anybody beyond the scope of concern of the vast majority, they will demand action, and won’t take no for an answer.

Twitter twitch

February 16, 2009 by the-paris-site

It’s instantaneous, merciless, and without fear or favour.

It requires ultra sharp reflexes, cat-like agility and thick skin.

The ABC published a great piece by teh Ludlam today (full text below) on the mandatory ISP level filter.

In this piece, he quite rightly extolls the virtue of Twitter as a campaign tool. The mainstream media has also been avalanched with stories of people using Twitter during the bushfires.

A source of amusement amongst all of the seriousness comes when the Twitter community discovers that somebody prominent, significant or just plain amusing does not have a Twitter identity. Twitter abhors a vacuum.

Not 30 minutes after the article was posted, a discussion about whether Ludlam has a Twitter account (he doesn’t – the Greens Senators all use @GreensMPs collectively) culminated in someone registering @scottludlam and putting on the profile simply “Fake Scott Ludlam”. He joins fake Stephen Conroy, and was shortly thereafter joined by fake Nick Minchin.

I find fake Andrew Bolt particularly entertaining.

Ludlam being well respected in the Twitterverse for his stance on the filter debacle was not reason enough to spare him from assimilation, because nobody is safe.

And it’s better that way – how else would we be treated to such delights as, “Did @stephenconroy even bother to check the timeline of a filtering trial with an Astrologer. What if Pluto is inconjunct with Jupiter?” and “If you want to smoke reefer while masturbating to Star Trek’s Picard and Riker, the Greens not only support you, we salute you.”

No clean feed indeed.

So, if you’re going to speak out about this issue – even if you’re one of the good guys – best be armed with a good sense of humour and a capacity to multi-task. And your own Twitter account – before somebody else claims it.

Net filter plan nurtures ‘open source government’

The campaign to prevent the mandatory internet filter in Australia has been like no other campaign before it. Though the subject matter naturally lends itself to the type of campaign we’re witnessing – and participating in as never before – it also offers a fascinating glimpse into the way more mainstream campaigns will be run in the future. We are witnessing what may come to be seen as the beginnings of open source government in this country.

Twitter – now among the 100 most visited sites on the internet – has been one of the primary conduits for these conversations. Such is the power of this medium that even with mainstream media focus squarely on stimulus packages and savage bushfires, Communications Minister Stephen Conroy’s announcement was met with an immediate response. The interwebs never sleep.

Senator Conroy is trapped by something akin to a virtual hydra – every time he “responds” to one piece of criticism, numerous other more refined, more powerful and more targeted arguments arise from all sides.

Perhaps as a result of this, perhaps just purely by coincidence, the minister recently revealed the first six internet service providers selected to trial the filter.

The three largest ISPs in Australia are conspicuously absent from the list. Of particular interest is iiNet, the company that declared their intent to participate in the trial, “to make sure the public, media and political players are well informed and realise that it is bad policy”.

Surely if the minister has confidence in the system – if he genuinely believes that the technical concerns raised can somehow be addressed – then it stands to reason that he’d welcome such intense scrutiny as an opportunity to silence detractors. Alternatively, if he wishes to improve the system, then the feedback provided by a dedicated and highly tech-literate naysayer would be invaluable.

The ISPs selected are for the most part business providers. This could be taken to suggest that this trial is an opportunistic attempt to salvage some credibility by the Government. They could proclaim ’success’ without ever testing the filter in a scenario remotely typical of the circumstances it is designed for.

Notably, these enterprise-focussed ISPs are very unlikely to be used by many of the more vocal opponents of this scheme, and thus the Government can mask the deficiencies a little while longer. Some critics are attempting to acquire the services of one of the nominated ISPs, to experience first-hand the impacts – such as speed degradation and “false positives” which the system will almost certainly deliver.

The diversity of people campaigning on this issue has meant that every one of the numerous flaws of this proposal has been exposed – from the numerous technical shortcomings highlighted by a range of experts in the field, to the dubious and perennially secret contents of the expanding ACMA blacklist, from the assault on free speech that the filter represents, to the ineffectiveness of such a system in addressing genuine and valid concerns about internet safety.

With one unified voice this campaign polyglot has resoundingly denounced the mandatory internet filter. They have also, universally, condemned Senator Conroy and his few supporters for their attempts to equate critics with advocates of child pornography.

But most encouraging of all is the agreement that concerns about internet safety are absolutely justified, and warrant concerted action. And therein hopefully lies the next stage of the debate. We’re all in vociferous agreement about what won’t work. But what will? Can this enormously empowered campaign speak with one cogent voice about what we’re for?

How do we empower parents to make the best choices for their families, and law enforcement agencies to prosecute the creators and distributors of the worst material trafficked over the internet?

Is there a way to adequately prepare children to understand other threats such as cyber-bullying, without asphyxiating the greatest information sharing tool in history?

Can we directly challenge the epidemic of sexualised violence against women and children in this country and place the online tip of the iceberg into its proper context?

I believe that most people involved in this debate – including, I suspect, many in the Government – would rather see these issues tackled head-on than pursuing the disturbing and expensive distraction of internet censorship.

Posted at abc.net.au

Ride for their life

February 13, 2009 by the-paris-site

The scale of the devastation in Victoria is beyond my comprehension.

It seemed almost conceptual, not actually real at first. Some other people felt the same. But we were shaken out of that haze when confronted with a particular image.

The image that did it was different for everyone.

I’d viewed a number of the galleries, watched several videos – everything from exploding trees to dehydrated Koalas, but I think I still somehow felt numb, as though the shock insulated me.

Until I saw this.

Darren Tindale

A motorbike lays on the Heidelberg-Kinglake Rd in the Arthur's Creek/St Andrews Area. It is believed that the rider of the bike was found deceased near the crash scene. Picture: Darren Tindale

This was the image that shook me out of my detachment. I don’t really know why it was this one, but once that punctured my shield, the enormity of the whole horrific disaster hit me, and left me crying in the corner for I’m not sure how long.

I’ve ridden in some atrocious weather, and I’ve been foolhardy enough to attempt to flee from storms that have littered the roads I’ve been on – roads miles from anywhere – with large branches and huge amounts of debris.

It was utterly terrifying. Stopping and seeking shelter probably wasn’t an option, when the shelter is likely to come crashing down on your skull.

It certainly wouldn’t have been an option for this rider.

And that abject terror, that desperate attempt to escape, as it became ever more difficult, was the last thing this person ever felt, save for this;

For a split second, when you crash a motorcycle, you’re aware. For an awful instant, you know you’re fucked.

And that was how this person left this world.